Lemony-cricket monster
@lemony-cricket Monster has to be one of the most dastardly monsters we have come across thus far. You may know his brother Jiminy...
Yeah... He isn't at all like Jiminy
If you call him Jiminy HE SWEARS TO GAWD HE WILL...
Quite the opposite actually
Lemony thrives on confusion. He is an anti-conscious if you will...
- If Jiminy was Pinocchio's angel on one shoulder, Lemony was certainly on the other
- Lemony is FAR more powerful, and convincing than his brother as well
- The more Lemony can convince you to go against your conscious the happier he is
- If he can confuse you in the process, his happiness is ten-folded
- He is the root of most "bad ideas"
You know that idea you had about making penny auctions for movie codes? That idea that you weren't sure if it's illegal or not, and even if it was legal... It probably wasn't the best idea in the first place? Yeah, that was all him.
- You know how when you come up with the perfect comeback right after an argument?
That was Lemony... and he was laughing the entire time, he loves watching you squirm while talking to yourself
- He is the one who turned Pinocchio into a
jackassdonkey.
He calls it a super power... but it really isn't that super...
If you find yourself stuck in a room with him, leave, as soon as you can...
Before you regret it
My very own authentic @saywha monster! I am honoured.
I love that my monster is the spirit of bad/evil ideas. It's very fitting. I spend lots of my time coming up with that sort of thing and doing nothing about it... it's probably for the best :)
He sounds like a real asshole. I like him.
cowardly monsters haha cannot be it then 😆
Waooo haha nice post
Love the monsters bro, i'm a fan.
Bro You are applying to those who are Commenting and Voting, saying that you will upvote and follow me. I hope you have it. You are waiting for them.....