Celestial bodies

Salutations to my super sordid simian friends! I understand that you humans take great pleasure looking at curvy bodies! I also recall a TV program where the protagonist lusted after multicolored alien women, I believe it was one of your ancient space explorers, I think Kirk was his name. Old space documentaries aside, I thought I might pander to your human lust for alien babes...

Below we have a pastel pinkish presentation of shoulders, back, and if I am using this human slang correctly, posterior. I understand that many of you enjoy large posteriors and you can not lie, even to the point where some of your other brothers can't even deny.

Here we have a voluptuous pair of persimmons, or pears, or melons, or any number of confusing fruit terminology. But I am not so laughably clueless  of human anatomy that I can not tell a pair of bosoms when I see them. Bosoms is common modern slang now right?

Lastly, here is another pair of posteriors from a different angle. You know, I can see why you humans have such appreciation for lovely round curvature. They are not unlike round planets! Hmm, perhaps this is what you mean by celestial bodies?

Yes, you humans will continue to befuddle me with your behaviors and desires. But that is why it is so much fun to study you, and ultimately, to understand you!  

It is a seemingly unending task, and I have only just begun.

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