"Lunar Powered Wind Resistance Snake Feeding Contraption" by Richard F. Yates
[December 2018 - Digital drawing.]
This device (patent pending) is designed to catch the angry puffing of the frustrated moon by means of the revolutionary, non-spinning fan blades. This negative-kinetic energy then passes through a "blue" cooling area, past the inevitable skeptical observer, and into a standard, multi-dimensional "pink" furnace, where the energy is tormented until it reaches maximum zippitude. It then exits the furnace through the bifurcated spigot and lands in the snake feeding sluice (usually within one to three months of initial "moon puff.")
Yes, you'll never have to feed your snake solar food again thanks to this marvelous, soon to be essential, Lunar Powered Snake Feeding Contraption. Available in two, classic colors: Artic Blue or Metallic Pea! Order yours today!
---Richard F. Yates
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They will turn this application down, @richardfyates, the government hates competition because now they will have to make up something better which will never happen; they will tie it up for years and tears, and you'll go broke waiting for them...
Ha! You are undoutedly correct! Oh well... If it bogs down in this reality, I'll just pitch it in a different one!!!
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