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RE: I Don't Know What This Is But It Is What It Is and That's Why It's There
Now that you mention it, I think I forgot all of my ice fishing gear over there. I can't seem to find it anywhere. I know I had some, I think, but why can't I seem to locate it? It's not in the place I left it; and now that I think of it, I'm not sure where that place is. Why was I ice fishing? I don't even like ice fishing unless I'm taking the ice out of a fountain coke after ordering a coke with no ice and discovering those degenerates working the drive thru failed again at doing their jobs.
Sadly it sunk to the bottom of the lake. There was no hope in trying fish it back out the ice sealed back over and well without our ice pick there was no hope of reopening the hole.
As far as why? Well after a few shot of real maple syrup and whisky I don't think good decisions where made afterword. The fishing gear is lost after all! No fish for dinner. What is a cat to do!
Whiskey? I thought I swore off the stuff because it makes me swear on the stuff...
Oh it sure did that bear got a licking of your cloud of words that we ran into. He as well did not get any fish while having to cover the cubs ears from all the words. The bear then said sorry like any Canada and marched his family right off the ice.
Come to think of it. He might have been the one to call in Simon. He said something about reporting us to the local wild life manger.
Is Simon a local wild life manger? Oh no...
You mean, The Park Ranger? I haven't seen him since Yogi Bear. Wait. You better wave that magic memory wand around again because I think, therefore I am. See what I mean? Something isn't right.
Oh the ones that ride moose around? Ya, I not seen any of those either. I think you just need 10 CC of bacon and a good nights rest! Which I need order up some for myself as well.
After hit 23 has been taken care of.
You're thinking of that damn flying squirrel again.
How did you know! Rocky would make a great pet. Any kind of distraction right now would make a great pet!