Archie Duke - original fantasy painting

Acrylics and mixed media on paper, glued on panel:

50x70cm, the original is sold.
The blank part is there so the spectator can fill in anything he/she thinks/feels about the character.

My contribution there would be this, as this is the quote the painting is (a bit) based on:

"I heard the War started when some chap called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry."

when of course the phrase is that "the War started when the Arch-Duke of Austro-Hungary got shot."

What would you write there?

Thanks for looking and reading!