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RE: #3 Weekly Hipster Sacrifice - "I don't eat meat. I've got my kale shake."
I am still sort-of getting used to accepting hipsters as legitimate people. I've gotten to know a few a bit better, and I'm optimistic that they have actual souls. Maybe.
I am very ok with this hipster death ritual you're starting though.
What about:
• Superbugs from vintage clothes?
• A dangerous mixology session/poisoned drink.
• You trying to impress someone by attempting to be a "real" lumberjack.
• Food poisoning after a way too long instagram session with your dinner.
• Another hipster murdering you out of jealousy for that fabulous beard.
Ahahahah!!! That was hilarious : )
I usually only take one request but since you complimented that weird bush growing on my face, I will die a couple of times fallowing your instructions.
Next week I’m already working on an explosive encounter with a polaroid.
But you’re next 😄
Haha a Polaroid encounter is a great idea too!
Yeah I went a bit heavy on my suggestions lol!