so much artzzz
"What a pretentious dumbfuck you must be to assign a title to yourself."
Hello kind sir. I am the king of all the lands under the heavens, Ruler of the stars, Protector of good, righteous people, slayer of dragons, the bane of the gods, calamity of the heavens, bringer of rain, Light of hope, The Unrivaled, Magnificent one, Supreme artist of love and war alike, Mr. Magnetic, Grand Creator, Big S, The Dream, Puppet master, Joy of the universe, The Judge, The Greatest of all, The Key...
I am pleased to make your acquaintance
The Key to what?
Everything.
B U R G L A R
How can I a be a burglar if all is mine already?
Besides Mr. Burglar is one of Eve's nicknames.
Who's Eve?
ok, i'll bite.
My favorite hobbit.
Eve like Adam and Eve?
Yep, something similar.