The Pig Version of Deadpool: Too Soon?

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Now we will talk about Spider-ham. His real name is Peter Porker.
The action takes place on the original Earth 616. It all started with the fact that Peter receives an anonymous invitation to an unknown mansion. Arriving there on a spider car, Porker meets other heroes. They turned out to be:

• Squirrel Girl (616)
• Tippy-Toe the Squirrel (616)
• Punisher (616)
• Ant-Man (Scott Lang) (616)
• Forbush Man (665)
• Howard the Duck (791021)

During the conversation, they meet the unexpectedly appeared Rocket Raccoon (616) and Groot (616). After the conversation, the heroes meet Deadpool (616), Queen Shiklah (616) and Bug (dragon) (616). Later, Wade tells the rest of the secrets of Doreen, Frank, Scott, Irving and Howard. Immediately after this, the heroes attack Wilson. A fight ensues, which is interrupted by Shiklah. After some time, the invited characters understand that Deadpool wrote the invitations. It turned out that Wade invited the heroes to be photographed together with him for a Christmas card. Everyone except Duckson agreed. When Howard the Duck left, the rest of the heroes set off to look for a suitable dark room for photography. When they were photographed on camera with a night vision, the Queen of the Undead, using black magic, illuminates the entire room. After a second, they see Forbush's dead body and severed head. After the argument, Castle begins to torture the Raccoon, and Green knocks him out.
A few days later, heroes, including Howard and the main character, bury Forbush Maine. After the funeral, Peter goes to a baseball team meeting called Amazing Arachnids. In its composition:

• Spider-Punk (138)
• Sleepwalker (616)
• Spider-UK (833)
• Spider-man (2301)
• Spider-man (3145)
• Spider-ham
• Spider-Man 2099 (9411)
• Spider-Man 2211 (9500)
• Spider-man (11429)
• Spider-man (39811)
• Spider-Man (50101)
• Leopardon (51778)
• Spider-Man Noir (90214)
• Spider-man (200527)
• Spider-Woman (807128)
• Spider-Monkey (TRN502)
• Spider-Man (Ben Reilly)

This time the Amazing Arachnids play against the "Seething Snikters". In their composition:

• Albert (616)
• Wolverine (811)
• Wild Thing (982)
• Wolverine (2301)
• The Fiend-With-No-Name (5311)
• Wolverine (51518)
• Bub (Mojoverse)
• Wolverine (Logan)
• Wolverine (Logan)
• Wolverine (Logan)

During the game, Porker unexpectedly meets Wilson. After the conversation, the heroes chased after Deadpool. Fortunately, Wade manages to escape. Later Spider-ham returns to the mansion. Arriving there, the main character meets living heroes. They turned out to be:

• Squirrel Girl (616)
• Punisher (616)
• Queen Shiklah (616)
• Deadpool (616)
• Squirrelpool (616)
• Doctor Strange (616)
• Howard the Duck (791021)

Stephen moves to the team of the Unidentified killer, who destroys Peter during the battle, chopping him into small pieces. After a few minutes, the Unidentified killer resurrects all of his victims. Later at dinner, Spider-ham finds out that the killer is Shiklah's ex-boyfriend named Paen-Umbra (616). After Wilson's speech, the protagonist moves back to Earth 8311.

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