The opposite of man made of steel in the Bizarro series

dimashtain (58)in #art • 4 years ago

Till?

Now mine does not introduce you to a character named Bizarro, nor is he known as Bizarro No. 1, Bizarro-Superman and Clark Kent. No action takes place on Prime Earth.

And now in normal language...

Moving to Prime Earth, the main character loses consciousness. Waking up in the desert, Bizarro No. 1 finds a chupacabra eating a goat. Having made this little beast his pet, Bizarro-Superman calls him Colin (prime). A few days later, the main character meets Jimmy Olsen (prime). Later, the heroes, getting into Jimmy's car, begin their journey through America (prime) and Bizarro America (Canada) (prime). On the way, they tell each other what they were doing the day before the trip. Due to the story of Ch'ck, Olsen’s car begins a “tree dance” (crashes into a tree). After the conversation, the main character decides to walk, carrying the car in which Jimmy and the pet are sitting.
Arriving at Smallville (prime) and stopping at the Melvin Diner (prime), the heroes find out that there is a Tut Oasis car dealership nearby, whose director is King Tut (prime). Arriving there, Olsen begins to bargain with Regis. After a pointless bid, Bizarro tells Tuttle to fix their car, and not offer another. King Tut "agrees." A few hours later, the characters stop at a nearby motel. Shaking the machine with food, the heroes get it for free. Arriving in their room, they go to bed. Waking up, Bizarro No. 1 notices that Jimmy is missing somewhere. Arriving at the car dealership, Bizarro-Superman sees that Regis, using the Staff of Ra (prime), drives his cars and mesmerizes all Smallville residents, including Olsen. After a few seconds, the main character attacks Tuttle and mesmerized people. During the battle, Colin, Jimmy, and Queen Tut (prime) join Bizarro, returning to their normal state. After reading Bizarro №1 thoughts, Regis became a slobbering idiot. A battle ensues, as a result of which the heroes defeat Regis and break the "staff of Ra", thereby bringing the rest of the people into a normal state. Smallville later thanks Bizarro-Superman, Ch'ck and Olsen for their salvation, after which they give them the most expensive car for free. Sitting in it and buying a lot of things, the characters continue their journey.
Arriving in Gotham City (prime) and stopping near the van with the Bat-Dogs, the three meet an unexpected Riddler (prime). After the conversation, Edward runs away, and the beta hero falls into the head of the protagonist. After a second, the heroes see Batman (prime) trying to catch Nygma. After eating, the heroes continue their journey again.
Arriving in Central City (prime), the trio are trying to find the Flash Museum (prime). On the way to the museum, the heroes see Flash (Barry Allen) (prime), who ran twice in front of them. During a tour of the museum, Bizarro accidentally knocks down Barry. After the tour, the trinity continues its journey again.
Over the next few days, the heroes visited:

in Starling City, where they bought some souvenir T-shirts;
in Chicago, where they took pictures on the background of pigeons;
in the Iron Heights prison, where the guards tried to catch them;
in Louisiana, where they met Swamp Thing (prime);
in the unknown forest where they met Gorilla Grodd (prime).

Arriving at the "'Ol ' Gold Gulch" (prime), the trinity meets Chastity Hex (prime). After waiting for the night, the heroes see that the whole city is filled with ghosts, including Jonah Hex (prime). After the conversation, Chastity joins the trinity. Passing a few hours, the heroes see Jeremiah Blackhearse (prime), who has long been wanted. Later, Bizarro No. 1 and Colin are attacked by the ghosts of El Papagayo and his faithful parrot. After an unsuccessful shootout, two ghosts inhabit Bizarro-Superman and Ch'ck. A few hours later, the ghosts of Jonah and his faithful falcon evict evil ghosts from the bodies of heroes. Later the trinity continues its journey.
Arriving in Missouri and watching several magic shows, the characters meet Zatanna (prime). After the conversation, Zatara casts a "travel spell" on the protagonist.
In a few minutes, Bizarro visited:

in the "Rock of Eternity", where he met Shazam (Wizard) (prime);
in the "Gemworld", where he noticed a battle between Amethyst (Sphere of the Gods) and Dark Opal (Sphere of the Gods);
in the "House of Mystery";
in the "Hades", where he met Etrigan (prime);
in Brazil, where he met the “Parliament of Trees” (prime);
on the planet Skartaris, where he met Pre-flashpoint Warlord (New), fighting with a Tyrannosaurus.

When the spell ceased to function, Bizarro No. 1 returned to Missouri. When Zatanna cast a "power-exchange spell," Jimmy and Bizarro-Superman swapped places. As a result, Olsen became Jimzarro (prime), and the main character became an ordinary person. So Clark Kent appeared. While Jimzarro "had fun," Clark tried to stop him. When Kent stopped Jimzarro, Deadman (prime) emerges from it. After the conversation, Zatara, again using the "exchange of power spell", brings Olsen and the main character in a normal state. As a result, Bizarro ceases to be Clark Kent. When the trio left the city, they were stopped by the unexpectedly appearing agents of A. R. G. U. S. (prime). After the conversation, the agents release the heroes. Later the trinity continues its journey again.
After 2 days, the heroes, having arrived in Las Vegas, meet Chastity again. When the four moved into the Lux-Luthor hotel and casino (prime), Bizarro No. 1 began to play poker for money. As a result, Bizarro-Superman wins a lot of money. Having bought a lot of expensive things, the heroes decide to open their own business. Unfortunately, they did not succeed.
After 1 day, the four become prisoners of “Area 51” (prime). While there, the characters meet a Bolovaxian named Tallywag (prime) and Munk (prime). After the conversation, Munk helps the four get into the weapons room. Using the old Superman (prime) armor, Kal-El (prime) rocket, Hawkman (Katar Hol) (prime) armor, Adam Strange (prime) armor and spy glasses, the heroes manage to get out of Area 51. Destroying the new car, Jimmy, the main character flies away.
Arriving at Metropolis (prime) and talking with several people, Bizarro meets Superman (prime). After a heartfelt conversation, Superman learns that Queen Tut (prime) hypnotized most of the inhabitants of Metropolis, captured Olsen and wants to kill Bizarro No. 1. Finding Regina, Bizarro-Superman attacks her. During the battle, the main character is joined by:

Colin
freed Jimmy Olsen
Chastity Hex (in Hawkman's (Katar Hol) armor)
Zatanna
Deadman
Agents of A. R. G. U. S.
Tallywag
Munk
aliens who created the "staff of Ra" (prime)

As a result, Bizarro becomes the leader of the Bizarro League (prime). In its composition:

Bizarro-Superman
Colin
freed Jimmy Olsen
Chastity Hex (in Hawkman's (Qatar Hall) armor)
Zatanna
Deadman
Agents of A. R. G. U. S.
Tallywag
Munk
aliens who created the "staff of Ra" (prime)

The battle has begun. Heroes defeat the villains. When the majority of the Bizarro League members left, Bizarro No. 1, Jimmy and Ch'ck, using the war machine, continued their journey again.
After resting in Canada, the trinity moves to Earth 29.
A few days later, Olsen moves back to Prime Earth.

I hope you appreciate it.