Apple, the iPhone and The Janitor...a Look Back

in #apple7 years ago

Pulled a post of mine from late 2014 when Apple rolled out their watch and a bigger iphone. I got a chuckle and this pretty much sums up the company...:) (NOTE: I love Apple):

"Big new product announcements at Apple today with new iPhones and more. In case you missed it, I've got the rundown for you here:

  • We've got a bunch of new shit
  • New phones and one is really big
  • We've got a watch now, even a gold one. Fuck you Rolex.
  • Our phone is also a credit card now so you can dump your Visas...they're the antichrist anyway.
  • So pull out your wallet, we'll empty it for you
  • You can't afford our stock
  • We're billionaires, even the janitor
  • See you next year"

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