Apple iBag Rumours and Patent information - proof of concept photos inside!!!1111
My fellow Steemers I bring to you evidence and proof of concept for the latest innovation coming from Apple! This is no joke, it will be the best thing since the plastic bag and will revolutionise the bag industry. Just think how lucky you are to live in an era when such an invention was given to the world and patented to avoid cheap knock offs.
I Give to you the iBag - for all you bagholders far and wide
Here is a link to the Patent which has been approved!
As stated in the Abstract
A paper bag is disclosed. The paper bag may include a bag container formed of white solid bleached sulfate paper with at least 60% post-consumer content.
You can read what is definitely included in the patent but here I will reveal what features which may be included when the iBag is fully released. Please note these are rumours and are subject to change
- You will be able to use existing lightning chargers (with an adapter from the Apple store $1000)
- Wireless charging capabilities possible which will require your domestic electric supply to change to a new 600V format
- Battery life is going to last almost 1 day on a full charge with no usage
- Headphones and chargers can be connected at the same time! The adapter for this is $2000 from the Apple store
- The latest technology in water resistance, will mean that the bag will not disintegrate for at least a few seconds (please note the iBag is not waterproof and you cannot go diving with it)
- Discounts available for double baggers
- Dash and Steem wallets can be carried within the bag and will no longer be banned from the app store
- New 3 dimensional gesturing commands that you have seen in Iron man to manipulate the iBag
Here is a previous innovation that some of you may already own from 2015
If you have any questions I will do my best to answer but I feel I have already released too much information. These breakthroughs in the field of quantum computing and game theory will revolutionise the industry. If you don't hear from me then you know that I have been silenced for releasing groundbreaking technology that is not yet ready for the general population. It may take decades for the iBag to be fully developed and tested.
Thanks for the good laughter, namaste :)
Glad you liked it :)
HAHAH never seen this one, going to queue up overnight for it
Can you confirm that the designers decided that the lines of the bag weren't clean and its clearly not thin enough?
Get rid of the handles, seal the top and make the whole thing as thin as possible.
What you are saying may be true, the handles could be chargeable extras and only the official handles may be used. By breaking the seal it's possible to void the half day warranty. We may also sue Intel for releasing 10 nm technology as we may be making the paper thinner than this. Some of our designers who may have been poached from Tesla said that the lines of the bag couldn't be clean straight lines and circular at the same time. Those designers may have been released from their contract with an early termination fee
Hilarious.Thanks for sharing secret information!
Secrets are best shared among friends
I hope apple doesn't file a lawsuit against you for this. LOL Just joking!
Don't joke like that I'm paranoid as much as the next crypto enthusiast , got my tin foil hat on right now
Hahahhaha, That is hilarious. I wasn't even paranoid about stuff until I went to a Bitcoin meetup and suddenly I had a Spartan helmet on with a car battery hooked up to it to keep the NSA out of my brain! LOL
That's a bit overkill, I've heard a 9v battery can be used instead. Better to be safe than sorry though