Hello, friends🤚🏼 I thought I would like to bring some fun to the boring days in ...

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... quarantine and distribute some love in the form of AXP to the community for your best jokes.

Until Sunday the 12.04. I will pick out 3 of you with the best jokes every day (based on central European time) and upvote your last 2 pictures with 100%. (The winners joke as well 💵)

You can post jokes as often as you want. I will declare the day's winners as "🎉joke of the day 🎉"

If you have a lot of jokes, feel free to spread them out over the days. Everyone can win more than once.

Make sure to follow this account and upvote this picture to participate. 👍🏼

PS: Feel free to reward the best jokes of all the participants as well. 🙏🏼

With all that being said - let's have some fun. 🤪🤩

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Winner of the day 💯

@anushkasen0408
@gopinath9812
@katteasis

Congrats 💰🎉

Thanks for taking part guys. NEXT ROUND ↪️

thank your selecting my joke as winning one..Im really gald you are liking my jokes..soon im going to join to few more people to enjoy this beautiful appics family..

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

Ich konnte es nicht fassen. Mein Nachbar hat tatsächlich noch um 3 Uhr Nachts bei uns geklingelt.🤦‍♂️

Mir wäre fast die Bohrmaschine runtergefallen😡

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.” 😂😂

Thank you bro😍😍 Love you a lot💙💙

An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.".

The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

🎉joke of the day🎉 😂

I had read this joke before it was really funny

With many couples home together, I am predicting a Baby Boom in 9 months! And in 2033 there will be another "QuaranTEEN!" LOL!

You're right there. Lol! On the other hand, what if they're on the brink of getting a divorce and they couldn't stand seeing each other while on quarantine? :)

Then no QuaranTEENS for them in 2033, lol.

or KARENTEEN 😂 Well, I like your joke 😁

Awe thanks, no more kids for me, lol!

“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”

“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”

“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

it took me a bit longer but now I got it 😂 good one👌🏼

Thank you 😊😊

🔹Polizei, Aufmachen!!!
🔸Ich will keine Eier!
🔹Wir haben keine Eier!
🔸Ich weiß!!!

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