Okay...So this here...by far, is my biggest shitpost ever! literally. As I went to ...
... go chuck some trash in the can outside, I happened to notice the array of beautiful purple plops of creamy mushy shit which obviously fell from the anus of a very full bellied Pterodactyl. It’s quite the work of art. Side note The reason I know my wife is also mega ultra retarded and has horrendous taste is because she married me...and I am 6 months shy of 40 years old...and I started pointing and laughing at the colorful gift those from above showered my ride with. Nobody else was there...just me giggling as I’m pointing at bird shit. I just thought someone else should know this...
Thank you! This was so needed! I guess I was looking for something that would lighten my spirit all day and now this xD Ahaha!
Hey there @m31! I’m glad this quick shitty story did the trick! 😜
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Such a colourful array of turd!
Looks cool inverted as well!!!
Top bombing!
My wife designated this parking spot as mine. She gets the uncovered driveway. I get the rocks covered by trees. Wonder why she chose the way she did...
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Well that is quite the colorful splattering. New Jersey pigeons are whack! 😉
It’s fairly pretty. Let’s be honest. Yeah, this bird’s name was Tony or Sal and he was rocking a wife beater.
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AI AI AI what a shitpost dude!!! :DDD
This was the best shitpost of the day. Hands down.
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A Sham Wow would make it all go away.
I have one somewhere. Didn’t that pitchman beat up a hooker or something like that?!? Lol
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oh crap!
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That was my first thought. Then it turned to giggles.
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😂🤣 that's some psychedelic shit man! And this is my favourite shit post of the week blewitt.
I reckon those birds had been eating raspberries or blackberries. Do either grow near to your house? I used to grow raspberries in the allotment and got the purple shit all over my greenhouse. Godamn birds!
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I know....right?!?these artsy birds around here have way more talent with their assholes than I do in all of my miserable body.
Yeah there are some bushes nearby that I’m guessing are the main suppliers for their bungholes.
Wish I had a greenhouse. Even a shit covered one.
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Probably from them eating wild grapes...
Yeah there are some bushes with red and purple berries nearby.
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