Part 1 CERITA APA KASEM: TENTANG SEORANG SAUDAGAR KAYA, TAPI SOMBONG DAN ANGKUH | Part 1 THE STORY WHAT A CASEM: ABOUT A RICH SAUDAGAR, BUT SOMBONG AND NUMBERS.

PAGI INI cerita oleh Apa Kasem tentang kisah seorang saudagar kaya yang mempunyai banyak bisnis, salah satunya; sang saudagar mempunyai bisnis travel tour jamaah umrah dan haji. Dari cerita Apa Kasem, ia mendapati kata-kata yang tidak pantas di dengar dari sang saudagar terhadap masyarakat sekitarnya. Kata-kata itu didapati Apa Kasem melalui media facebook sang saudagar dengan kalimat yang intinya: mengkafirkan dan mengyahudikan orang lain yang dianggapnya tidak sejalan dengan sang saudagar. Memang, sang saudagar yang berhidung mancung dan berkulit bersih itu adalah sosok manusia yang disegani orang, dan dikenal oleh rakyat banyak. Akan tetapi, menurut Apa Kasem, orang-orang seperti itu adalah sosok manusia yang sombong dan angkuh. Itulah bingkai keburukan, menurut Apa Kasem.

Maka dari perihal itulah aku bertanya kepada Apa Kasem, "Apakah Apa Kasem sudah kenal betul dengan sang saudagar yang Apa Kasem ceritakan itu?" seraya tanganku membuka tas, dan mengeluarkan buku tulis kecil dan pulpen dengan merek Snowman bertinta hitam.

Sambil menggunting sisi-sisi bunga Asoka di halaman rumahnya, Apa Kasem pun menjawab:
"Kalau masalah kenal tidak kenalnya dengan saudagar itu, itu bukan urusanmu, Gam! Tugasmu hanya mencatat apa saja yang kukatakan. Oh, jika ceritaku ini tidak bagus, jangan kau naikkan ke media. Tapi jikalau saja bagus dan menarik, itu terserah padamu! Itu saja kok repot!?"

"Ah, Apa ini sebentar-sebentar marah. Sebentar-sebentar marah. Sepertinya Apa belum makan ya?" tanyaku seraya melangkah ke belakang dengan satu langkah darinya.

"Kau itu tuli apa budek, Gam! ini hari kamis, aku puasa sunat!"

"Lho, kok lagi puasa ngomongin orang?" aku mundur selangkah lagi.

"Hei, Gam! Fuck you men..!!!" seraya mengangkat jari tengah ke arahku, wajah Apa yang tadinya sawomatang, kini berubah menjadi merah garang.

"Oke, oke, Apa! Siap, siap!" aku mundur dua langkah sekaligus. (Bersambung...)

THIS MORNING story by Apa Kasem about the story of a wealthy merchant who has many businesses, one of them; the merchant has a travel business tour pilgrims Umrah and Hajj. From Kasem's story, he finds inappropriate words to be heard from the merchant against the surrounding community. The words were found Apa Kasem through the media facebook the merchant with the sentence that essentially: mengkafirkan and mengyahudikan other people who are considered not in line with the merchant. Indeed, the merchant who is sharp-nosed and clean-skinned is a respected human figure, and is known by the masses. However, according to Apa Kasem, such people are human figures who are arrogant and arrogant. That is the frame of evil, according to Apa Kasem.

So from that point I asked Kasem, "Does Kasem really know the merchant who Apa Kasem is about?" as my hand opened the bag, and took out a small notebook and a pen with a black inked brand.

While cutting the sides of Ashoka's flower in his yard, Apa Kasem also replied:
"If the problem is not familiar with the merchant, it's none of your business, Gam! Your job just keeps a record of what I say.Oh, if my story is not good, do not raise it to the media, but if it's nice and interesting, it's up to you! Anyway bother !? "

"Ah, Is this intermittently angry, intermittently upset.It seems What have not eaten yet?" I asked, stepping back with a step from him.

"You're deaf to what the budek is, Gam! It's Thursday, I'm fasting circumcision!"

"Why, how fast do people talk?" I took a step back.

"Hey, Gam! Fuck you men .. !!!" lifting my middle finger toward me, What had been the face of a fish, now turned to a ferocious red.

"Okay, okay, What! Ready, ready!" I stepped back two steps at a time. (Continued...)