An off-topic message:

Fighting spam feels like playing Whac-A-Mole, but we applaud those who make the effort.

Flagging over-rewarded postings on trending is futile for lack of people who can be bothered to do so, and because of the huge difference in wealth between the bidbots and those who still try; only a concerted effort by some whales can make a dent here, and we all know what many whales have put their money towards.

Considering this, we suggest you remove your kind delegation to the Church of Piglet and put it towards another initiative of your choice, as we will no longer be making proper use of it.

Nonetheless: Happy Birthday!