Thank you so much @v4vapid and @rhondak and @carolkean! I'm honored to be sandwiched in between two great writers: @jordan.lesich and @therealpaul (whose entry I didn't even see, but I've always loved his work - how did I miss his entry? off to upvote it now). I promise to use the generous prize SBD for good and not evil. I might even share it with @jimitations, where all the funny came from. 😃