I personally like the use of hyperbole. And the title actually got my attention, so I think you chose a good one. In my opinion, it's good as is (๑✧‿✧๑).

I might find that kind of phrasing annoying if what follows doesn't sustain interest, or it's verbal diarrhea. But that annoyance is negligible. The worst I'd do is stop reading.

And I totally understand not wanting to give the wrong impression. But by the third paragraph, it's pretty clear what your intent is. You're not disparaging anyone who likes the work, and there's nothing hateful in the text. At that point, I'd say it's on the reader, not the title. (๑•‿•๑)