🦘 Kangaroo Facts & Jokes of a Day: 2023-01-19 🦘

Like all marsupials, kangaroos are born extremely early; the equivalent of the seventh week of pregnancy for humans. They travel from the birth canal as little more than an embryo by blindly propelling through the mother’s fur to the safety of the pouch, where they will spend several months developing before finally leaving to explore the world.

My wife left me because I'm too insecure and paranoid. Oh wait, never mind. She was just getting the mail.

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