🦝 Raccoon Facts & Jokes of a Day: 2023-01-11 🦝

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🦝 Raccoon Fact ​​☝​

Raccoons produce various sounds including hisses, whistles, screams, growls and snarls.


🦝 Raccoon Joke 👍

Who Made You?
Five year old Emma was sitting on her
grandfather David’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time
to time, Emma would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch David’s
wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then
his again. Finally Emma spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, darling," he answered, "God made
me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make
me too?"
"Yes, indeed, sweetheart," he said, "God
made you just a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again,
Emma observed, "Gods getting better at it, isnt he?"


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