what I always wanted to tell my boss

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                                Stick Your Amazing and Wild Job, Big Man
                            
        Dear Big Man,

I have some news, which I think you will find sharp.
Over the last two weeks, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both amazing and wild.
It's fair to say that the company director is poor and the admin staff are terrifying, but this has not stopped me from finding the work amazing.
I have really enjoyed running with the company director and stealing dirty yogurts from colleague's desk. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a zombie have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a football. I dream of getting up in the morning and loving, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a truck and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a caddy, to pursue my true calling as a zombie.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of sensitivity, which is why I leave with a sharp heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of the office equivalent of hell.
Yours sincerely
satochi