how I always wanted to resign a job
Stick Your Fiery and Bumpy Job, Mr Boss
Dear Mr Boss,
I have some news, which I think you will find broken.
Over the last ten years, I have found working for The Bluth Company both fiery and bumpy.
It's fair to say that the IT guy is sexy and the customers are delightful, but this has not stopped me from finding the work fiery.
I have really enjoyed kissing with the IT guy and stealing ugly wallets from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an actor have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a police hat. I dream of getting up in the morning and working, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a cookbook and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a shop assistant, to pursue my true calling as an actor.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of charity, which is why I leave with a broken heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of hell on earth.
Yours sincerely
inspiredbynature