MARCH 20 - U.N. International Day of Happiness - Not Joking

Extortion-funded authoritarians tell billions in poverty to just be happy.

The following is from the United Nations website.  

My additions are in bold and italics.

From

http://www.un.org/en/events/happinessday/

What is the International Day of Happiness? It’s a day to be happy, of course! Since 2013, the United Nations has celebrated the International Day of Happiness as a way to recognise the importance of happiness in the lives of people around the world. In 2015, the UN launched the 17 Sustainable Development Goals that seek to end poverty, reduce inequality, and protect our planet – three key aspects that lead to well-being and happiness. Last year, the Smurfs rallied behind the 17 Sustainable Development Goals for the International Day of Happiness.

Translation:  Since 2013, a pompous gang of authoritarians and well-meaning dupes has celebrated the International Day of Happiness, because they thought that the tax slaves they extort might have forgotten that happiness is important.  In 2015, this same gang with fancy titles launched the 17 Social Control Diktats that seek to murder poor people, destroy disposable income, and monopolize the planet’s resources, three key aspects that lead to the smug illusion of contentment for the oligarchy.    

From

http://www.un.org/en/events/happinessday/background.shtml

Speaking at the High Level Meeting on "Happiness and Well-Being: Defining a New Economic Paradigm" convened during the sixty-sixth session of the General Assembly, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon stated that the world “needs a new economic paradigm that recognizes the parity between the three pillars of sustainable development. Social, economic and environmental well-being are indivisible. Together they define gross global happiness.

Translation:  Droning on at a highly psychopathic meeting, the high priest puppet of a parasitic authoritarian group called the UN stated:  In order to ensure austerity development while keeping the free range slaves happy, we must control all social, economic, and environmental factors.  We must also make up another completely arbitrary and fantastical set of statistics in order to redefine happiness.    

The General Assembly of the United Nations in its resolution 66/281PDF document of 12 July 2012 proclaimed 20 March the International Day of Happiness recognizing the relevance of happiness and well-being as universal goals and aspirations in the lives of human beings around the world and the importance of their recognition in public policy objectives.

Translation:  A group of authoritarians, in yet another one of their legalese yawn-inducing documents, proclaimed March 20 to be another useless PR day for the UN, while appealing to emotion with its rosy-sounding title of “International Day of Happiness”.  After wasting millions of violence-backed paper notes, and countless hours of time and attention, this extortion funded group figured out that happiness is important.  This led them to conclude that other totalitarian mafias should put words on paper in an effort to control their tax slaves lives even more.    

The United Nations invites Member States, international and regional organizations, as well as civil society, including non-governmental organizations and individuals, to observe the International Day of Happiness in an appropriate manner, including through education and public awareness-raising activities.

Translation:  The extortion funded international gang with fancy titles invites member force monopoly gangs, dark occult social change organizations and individuals, to observe the International Day of Happiness by intensifying their mind-control war against free humanity.    

If you really want to dig into this farce, check out the UN’s World Happiness Report.  Not joking.  It’s a real thing.  Wow.  Attempting to quantify happiness.    

http://worldhappiness.report/ed/2018/

One last thing….

What does   

UN + Happiness Day = ?

UNhappiness Day! 

Thanks for your time and attention!

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