Laughing At Statists: Cutting The Crap With The Blunt Edge Of Truth - The DIA

Today we take a closer look at the little known Defense Intelligence Agency.

From 

http://www.dia.mil/About/Strategy/ 

My comments are in bold and italics

For more than 50 years, DIA officers have met the full range of security challenges faced by our great Nation. Today, perhaps more than ever, complexity pervades the DIA mission. Not only are the security challenges we face complex, so is the Agency itself. With 16,500 intelligence professionals operating across the globe, we execute more than 87 distinct missions. Our work supports a wide customer base, ranging from the forward-deployed warfighter to the national policymaker to the acquisitions community.

Translation:  For more than 50 years, DIA immoral order-followers have met the full range of false-flag security challenges faced by our tax slave farm.  Today, over complexity pervades our evil mission.  Not only are the false-flag security challenges we face complex, so is our bloated parasitic bureaucracy as well.  With 16,500 mind-controlled order-followers operating illegally around the world, we execute more than 87 destructive missions.  Our work supports a wide range of psychopaths, ranging from the murdering mercenaries, to the tax farm paper-pusher, to the grand theft world community.

Despite this diversity, DIA is united in a common vision—to be the indispensable source of Defense Intelligence expertise. For the past five decades, we have done just that. From our in-depth intelligence on foreign military capabilities and intentions, to our unique HUMINT and technical collection capabilities, to our secure network infrastructure and services, DIA provides customers with the intelligence necessary for decision advantage. No other organization can fulfill the critical role we play in enabling military strategy, planning, and operations.

Translation:  Despite this diversity of psychopathy, DIA is united in a common Satanic vision; to be a core source of plunder-enhancing information theft.  For the past 5 decades, we have done just that.  From our in-depth information theft on foreign murderous gangs, to our unique use of dispensable humans for plunder capabilities, to our secret network funded by extortion, DIA provides totalitarian customers with the information necessary for violent coercion.  In order to obtain a bigger slice of the black budget, we say that we are critical to the murder industry.    

In today’s security environment, the proliferation of information, the rapid development of technology, and the expansion of both traditional and unconventional threats make our charge all the more challenging. It is against this backdrop that we crafted the 2016 DIA Strategy with the purpose of establishing a strategically coherent framework to meet the increasing demands for accurate, exquisite, and timely intelligence.

Translation:  In today’s cybernetic slavery environment, the use of information as a weapon, the rapid development of spy and murder technologies, and the expansion of farcical threats make our evil deeds all the more critical.  It is against this backdrop that we crafted the 2016 DIA Satanic Strategy with the purpose of establishing some form of plan that looks good on paper so that we can make ourselves look important and obtain more extorted funds.    

The goal of this strategy is to not only achieve the end state, but to foster a culture that continuously finds new and better ways to execute the mission. I call on each DIA officer to understand the purpose and overall objective set forth in this strategy and to charge him- or herself with making it a reality. I am extremely proud of the hard work and dedication of the DIA workforce, and I am confident that our collective vision and individual action will drive success as we strive for Excellence in Defense of the Nation.

Translation:  The goal of this destructive plan is to not only achieve the end of free humanity, but to foster a cult that continuously finds innovative ways to destroy free will.  I call on each psychopath to understand the overall terrorist objectives set forth in this strategy and to blindly follow orders to make it a reality.  I am extremely proud of all of the psychopaths who work for this evil monstrosity called the DIA, and I am confident that collectivism and violent action will help keep the tax slaves under control of the oligarchy.    

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