Laughing At Statists: Cutting The Crap With The Blunt Edge Of Truth - George Soros Open Society Foundations

In this edition of Laughing At Statists, we point out the absurd and have a chuckle at the expense of statist organizations like the Open Society Foundations.

From

https://www.opensocietyfoundations.org/about/mission-values 

My comments are in bold and italics.

Our Mission The Open Society Foundations work to build vibrant and tolerant societies whose governments are accountable and open to the participation of all people.

Translation: The Open Society Foundations do dirty work to forcibly construct centrally planned societies that are run by unaccountable mafias that rob and dominate the people.    

We seek to strengthen the rule of law; respect for human rights, minorities, and a diversity of opinions; democratically elected governments; and a civil society that helps keep government power in check.

Translation:  We seek to strengthen the rule of morally relativistic, Satanic law; destruction of human rights, minorities, and diversity of opinions; mob rule through violence; and a bureaucracy that helps keep the tax slaves in check.

We help to shape public policies that assure greater fairness in political, legal, and economic systems and safeguard fundamental rights.

Translation:  We help create words written on paper to influence human behavior that assure greater political, legal, and economic power for the global oligarchy.    

We implement initiatives to advance justice, education, public health, and independent media.

Translation:  We implement initiatives to advance a monopoly of justice, authoritarian indoctrination, population control, and centralized corporate media.

We build alliances across borders and continents on issues such as corruption and freedom of information.

Translation:  We build alliances across imaginary and arbitrary lines on issues such as nurturing corruption and information dominance.    

Our Values We believe in fundamental human rights, dignity, and the rule of law.

Translation:  We believe in what we say human rights are and the rule of moral relativism with an iron fist.    

We believe in a society where all people are free to participate fully in civic, economic, and cultural life.

Translation:  We believe in a free range tax slave plantation where all slaves are free to participate in the centralized Satanic culture we’ve helped create for them.    

We believe in addressing inequalities that cut across multiple lines, including race, class, gender, sexual orientation, and citizenship.

Translation:  We believe in the standardization of everything.    

We believe in holding those in power accountable for their actions and in increasing the power of historically excluded groups.

Translation:  We believe in selective enforcement so that the psychopaths we favor stay in power.    

We believe in helping people and communities press for change on their own behalf.

Translation:  We believe in forcing change upon the tax slaves. 

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