Years ago I got mindfucked by a radio host I called up to make fun of, I made my fat jokes and mocked his girth and conservative politics in general.
It was during the Chick Fil A kerfuffle and I was saying that conservatives would only participate in protests if they involved eating fast food chicken sandwiches.

and he asked me, "should you get to keep what you earn?"
"yeah"
"Well then you are a conservative."