HANG THE HOUSEWIVES!
Disclaimer: by upvoting this article you deserve to be murdered (according to commies)
Any conversation with a commie ends up with them thinking that I am missing something or cannot understand what they mean, but they always fail to explain what it is. Eventually they get offended and the conversation stops due to their cognitive dissonance, even if I use a psychological approach and try hard to find their good intentions behind murdering me to take my stuff. This time I'm going way down the rabbit hole, to learn more of this "commie logic".
According to commies capitalism equals accumulation of wealth, which is bad and eventually will turn every productive person into a sociopathic control freak who will use and murder the ones who accumulated less, so especially the poor people. This is the reason why we need to give the total control and total ownership to the party, that will violently dominate
Following this idea, what would be the perfect solution for a commie to resolve this issue.
In capitalism; a free voluntary society, one can get wealthy only through associations benefiting others. I need to be useful to others, so they would show their appreciation by exchanging "tokens of their time" we call money or currency for the goods or services they want from me. If what I create is useless to others, they will not need it. Simple right?
If a village needs bows and fishing rods and I have the necessary know-how, I will save the village from starvation and the villagers will show their appreciation with whatever we agree on... some form of money or a small part of what they catch. The villagers would like me to continue improving their lives and I cannot keep doing so if they do not support me in exchange for supporting them.
Similarly in a more advanced community, the project owners or producers get more appreciated the more helpful they are. The demand for goods meets the supply.
In order to resolve the accumulation of wealth/appreciation issue, we need to identify the class or group of people who decide the most what is needed in a household, as this group creates the highest demand for products.
If you think about it, contrary to opinions of rabid feminists, on average it is the housewives who buy most of what is being produced. These horrible, ignorant creatures need things! They just can't stop needing things produced by project creators.
The commie analysis of the evil attributed to owners of means of production, to my great surprise is proving to be wrong!
It was the housewives all along conspiring against the world, wanting to kill the poor!
Therefore, in order to make the world a better place, following the logic of a commie, I have identified one quick solution: murder all the housewives and the producers will just die out naturally.
What? We cannot have these life-improving bastards being more appreciated than useless scumbags neither, right?
Well, there you go commies; now we can have the world made only by useless scumbags. Just for a moment before you start starving and killing each other.
A new Marxist manifesto:
- Kill all housewives
The end
But if you like your housewife, you can keep your housewife.
unless you are a communist or a hip post modern Marxist pretending an anarchist. then you are "we the oppressed" and as a perpetual victim of the successful stopping you from being successful, you are "self-entitled" to whatever you will try to prove with your ad hominem strawman lack of logic. "we the oppressed" are exempted from logic, morality and whatever they imagine :D