Lovely uplifting post. I think I saw Throbbing Gristle reading fairy tales to the kids in my local primary school.

"Parrot reverse death drop" which would start with the screeching from a flock of parrots put through a white noise filter while a man in a straight jacket, his mouth filled with used tampons, screams "Insertion" through a drainpipe and another man urinates on his head. After four minutes there would be a loud bang and a parrot would screech "Polly" followed by two minutes of silence

That would be very special indeed.