Hey all y'all party people!

You may remember me from adventures like selling Johns cocaine and get stiffed my share or being John's security/thug to keep last year'sFork running the way he wanted it. That poor kid trying to sell beer remembers... Sorry kid.

You may also have witnessed me calling him out for being a filthy statist fraud, using explosives to scare away people he didn't like or the fact that he used my love, loyalty, and overprotective nature to make me his weapon, just like the Empire.

If you are already on the way down and do not wish to attend the fork held by violent frauds, I will have space where you can give a talk, party, and just chill free of charge. I am only asking for donations to help cover the cost of fiesta supplies and food.

The antisocial hippie kids, along with many other statists in this area of operations, don't know to throw a real party. I have partied in around 15-17 (gets fuzzy sometimes) countries and can throw you the party you deserve.

Now let's light this candle!