The Ancient Art of the Body Double

• From Adolf Hitler to Saddam Hussein to Hillary Clinton, the body double has been a popular PR tool. Sometimes used for security reasons, and sometimes used for media con-jobs.

Even when it's blatantly obvious, the standard mainstream media response of screaming “conspiracy theory” works every time in making the problem go away. In fact it works so well that over the years, the standard of body doubles has gotten worse by the year. Until we now reach a new low with Hillary Clinton.

According to the media, she “stumbled” while getting into her van (actually a black ambulance). But what really happened is that she was dragged into the ambulance by three body guards. It’s tempting to say she was unconscious, but apparently people in the advanced stages of Parkinson’s disease (which she probably has) are not actually unconscious, they are totally unable to move or respond, but still conscious.

Some other symptoms of Parkinson’s are coughing, involuntary hand movements, pneumonia, epileptic seizures and spasms. Hillary has been exhibiting all of these symptoms since the 2008 American “election” when Barry Soetoro was originally “elected”.

In the past week, the whole Hillary Clinton scam just got a lot more interesting. After her appearance at the 9/11 False Flag celebration gathering, she was dragged away rigid and unmoving, and heaved head first into her black ambulance.

Only 90 minutes later, she reappeared from her “daughter’s apartment” in excellent health. Really excellent! In fact, she had lost a lot of weight, her skin was so much improved she looked 10 years younger, her hair was sort of different, and her fingers had changed length. Despite officially having pneumonia, she was filmed hugging a little girl in the street. Her handbag had changed shoulders and she had some cool sunglasses.

They say Hillary Clinton’s life imitates “Weekend at Bernie’s”. This raises two big questions – Is anyone falling for this shit? And – Is the evil witch dead yet?

In countries where the traffic drives on the right hand side of the road, like America, vehicles generally pull up on the right hand side of the road. Vans have doors that slide open on the right hand side. In countries that drive on the left side like England, Japan, New Zealand and Australia (I mention a few because a lot of Americans don’t seem to realise that 45% of the world is left hand drive), cars pull up on the left, and van doors are on the left side.

One of the many weird things about the video of Hillary Clinton being flung into her black ambulance by three security guards is that in some versions the van is facing right (as it should be) but in some cases it faces left. For some reason, the video has been flipped and is a mirror image.

One possible explanation is that Hillary’s handlers are spreading the mirror image version online in a desperate attempt to give them grounds to claim the footage is fake.

Where all this gets really confusing is that after being driven to “her daughter Chelsea’s apartment” (actually a recently closed down medical facility) a woman who looked reasonably similar to Hillary Clinton walked out 90 minutes later saying she “felt great”.

Catch is this woman is thinner, has a lot less wrinkles, walks with better balance, has those different length fingers, has tidier hair and wasn’t surrounded by body guards waiting to grab her when she collapses, or to inject her with drugs. This woman, who is clearly not Hillary Clinton, is now being widely referred to as “the body double”.

A big question with all this is – are “they” really attempting to get away with this and trying to convince people that the body double is really Hillary Clinton, or are they actually trying to cause a very different sort of reaction, where the general public (not just “conspiracy theorists”) all wake up and see what just happened?

Given the ultra high level of security that always surrounds Hillary Clinton, it’s unlikely that a random Czech tourist would be allowed to just walk up and start filming stuff on his cell phone. Unless this stuff was actually meant to be filmed and posted on the internet, because hiding the fact that Clinton is literally on her last legs may not be the real objective. Having it go viral may be more on the agenda.

To begin with all the videos uploaded to sites like YouTube were removed, but then they rapidly started turning up all over the place and becoming very popular.

I wouldn’t usually think firstly along these lines (usually "they" are just trying to cover up lies rapidly and this is all a bit too complex) but the irony of this all happening on 9/11, at the celebration of the most obvious false flag in human history, is really quite something. Hillary’s body double is so obvious that the whole thing is getting really weird. Is anyone awake? What is the deeper objective?

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SIFT666 aka Ian Gregson is a full time political analyst and crypto-currency investor from Wellington, New Zealand.

In between checking out Hillary Clinton’s arse and participating in extreme push up contests, he likes to watch YouTube videos about American politics and is currently developing a new website portal to rival Steemit called https://www.frot.co.nz