LAWYERS ALTITUDE

in #altitude โ€ข 7 years ago

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In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the box, and began to cross examine her.
Lawyer : "Mama Vero " do you know me.
Mama Vero: yes, i do know you lawyer Ofori. I've known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a disapointment to your parents and to the
society. You are a liar, you cheat people
including your wife.You manipulate people
and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you are a big man when you don't even have brain and manners. Yes' i know u!..
The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked
again;
Lawyer Ofori: "Mama Vero" do you know the defence lawyer?
She replied;
Mama Vero: yes i do, i've known lawyer Alex since he was a young boy too, he has been your very good friend because the two of you have the same character.
He has also been a
very lazy man and he has a drinking problem.
Infact, he is a criminal, he can't even build a
normal relationship with anyone, his law
pratice is one of the worst in the country.
Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with more than 3 different women, one of them was your wife.
Yes, i know him.
The defence lawyer almost fainted.
Just then, the judge
called both lawyers to his table and in a very
quiet voice, said
''if any of you idiots ASK her if she knows me, l will make sure you lose
your license.
Case closed!
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ย 2 years agoย (edited)

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