John Smith wasn't a name I was happy about. It was ordinary, but we take what we're given. I was a simple Private Investigator in the Denver, Colorado area and really most of the time I was doing ordinary things. Finding out if spouses were cheating, doing some investigation for insurance firms, etc. Every since Leland Brooks that pointy eared bastard came out on the news my world had been turned upside down. I'm now hearing of some strange and brutal murders on hiking trails up near Boulder, Colorado and that certainly doesn't sound like any Elf to me. Not unless they come with retractable claws or are fond of weapons like something Freddy Krueger would use. I guess I need to take the jobs I can get. The silver lining... at least I'm not doing an amateur porn shoot which actually what a lot of my catching cheating spouses amounts to.