Steemit Girl Power, From a Strictly Extraterrestrial Point of View

in #steemit8 years ago (edited)

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Suppose that you’re an alien from outer space, you've just landed on planet earth after watching us humans interact with each other for centuries.

You arrive at the airport and you take an Uber to the place that you’ve booked by Airbnb, you arrive and the hosts are incredibly nice, you talk to them for a little while and you ask them for the internet password. You unpack your bag and turn your computer on, you wanna learn more about the human race, so you go online, searching for great stories.

You log in to steemit.

You start reading post after post, all of them great stories, fewer things are more rewarding than watching people working towards their dreams, sharing their adventures or even having the courage to voice their fears in public.

The human condition, it’s a beautiful thing.

You’re hooked, and you're just realizing that it has been two days and you haven’t left the apartment yet, now you’re fucked! You’re never leaving this planet again.

You keep reading, totally absorbed by the large selection of amazing stories, meanwhile there is always that dude that keeps complaining about boobs, let’s call him Bill. He keeps complaining that girls get a preferential treatment just because they’re girls.

Where are we, in high school?

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You wanna answer him, you want to tell him that it’s normal, you want tell him to let it go. You wanna ask him these questions: Do you ever complain that people don’t open the door for you, let you go first in the elevator or pull the chair for you in a restaurant?

Probably not, so why does steemit need to be any different?

You wanna tell him that, but your better judgment tells you to bite your tongue because it can really backfire in your face.

What you do instead, is to write a piece like this one and slide it in the middle, because guys, we needed to talk about this.

First Day On Earth

Technically, it's your third day on earth since you've spent the first two in your room high on steem, so you're just starting to realize that women are absolutely beautiful creatures, you realize what they can bring to your life, and that you much rather have them in your life than not. Obviously you want to understand them more, so what do you do? You go to the magazine stand and you purchase Vogue, Marie Claire, Elle magazine, and Cosmo. Don’t forget Cosmo!

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”George Carlin

Now you’re ready, 15 issues of female magazines made you believe that you understand women, you go out to buy food and all of the sudden you see a girl you really like. You lean against the wall, you cross your legs and you raise one eyebrow. (Don't ask me, I must have read it somewhere)

And then you proceed to put that all of that newly acquired Cosmopolitan knowledge to good use.

The problem is, you think of nothing better to say than this:

Did you know… That 93% of women masturbate on the shower?

What?! She says

― Do you know what the other 7% do?

― No, I don’t

―They sing. Do you know what they sing?

― Nope.

― Oh, so you must be the one who masturbates then.

She laughs, even though you’ve been a total tool, she runs her fingers around her hair and smiles at you. Her smile is like a promise that brings tears to your eyes. She thinks you’re some kind of nerd, but you’re just a regular clueless bastard.

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You talk a little more and she tells you that she wants to invite you for a coffee despite all the goofiness. You go to a Starbucks, she wants to pay in Bitcoin.

What’s Bitcoin? You ask.

“Oh my God! You have so many things to learn! I need to introduce you to the Blockchain.”

But first she tells you a little bit about herself, she works at a food startup that’s trying to revolutionize the food industry and take on Big Agra. She tells you that she also blogs part time, she gives you her steemit handle. She tells you that she wants to travel the world someday. She tells you she’s a vegan.

Well, Viva Las Vegas! You say.

That’s not what she meant.

She helps you set up a steemit account, you don’t tell her you already have one because she seems so excited and and you just want to freeze the moment.

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Later you go to a bar, you have some drinks, she tells you that she wants to go outside for a smoke, she asks you to come with. She grabs a cigarette and asks you if you have a fire?

Give me two stones and ten minutes.

She laughs, she thinks you’re joking. Meanwhile you overhear some guy in the background who’s complaining that girls don’t pay the entrance fee because they have boobs.

Hey! That must be Bill from steemit!

You’ve had an awesome evening, you go back home you open your laptop and want to share your experience with your fellow steemians. But before, you have a something that you that want to say:

Whatever Happend to Surround Yourself with Beauty?

Suppose that all the women population in steemit is completely banished, then what next? You're probably still going to be complaining that your posts deserve better than the other guy because you've spent more time on it, because it’s more informative, because there's an "unfair" advantage since you’re new and the other guy has worked his ass off to build a reputation... Followed by a long list of factors that you cannot control.

If you give in to the complains, they'll never stop. People always will find an excuse no matter what, and their product will always be better in their eyes than anybody else.

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Maybe sometimes you just post at the wrong time and not a lot of people are around. Maybe your subject or title wasn’t as interesting as you thought, and maybe there was a lot of competition that day. These are all factors that can happen. Or maybe you just can't handle the boobs.

Have you ever wondered why they call them whales and not submarines? It’s because they are not machines. They can't design a system where nobody gets offended, but what if you were in their shoes?

What if You Were a Whale?

Would you have done it differently? The Blockchain sphere has a massive dis-compensation in the man/woman ratio as it is. If you ask me that’s the one thing I know for sure they’re doing right. The rest I don’t know because I don’t have a programming background. But I’ll tell you this, if was looking for mass-adoption, then I would’ve probably done the exact same thing.

But here’s what I won’t do, I won’t be going to every female authored post and say the following: Boobs, check. Pretty eyes: Check.. Common guys! What possible use could find in that?

Are you just trying to make the girl feel guilty? And why would you ever want to do that? Or maybe you just want to bully the whales to stop upvoting girls so you have a better chance. Either way, I question the wisdom of such a bothersome approach. No man has achieved greatness by annoying people.

Plus, lest we forget they seem to be rewarding girls that don’t give up, that keep coming back and give back to the community. And maybe if you took the time to read their stories then you'll realize that there is more to those girls than just boobs. And just like real-life, maybe you have to look them in the eyes.

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And point two, why blame the girls? Yes, they may have arrived early to this trend, but what do you think I’m doing?

So common guys, we have a beautiful thing going on here. You can be the person that people are happy to see because they know that you always try to provide some value, empower them and make them feel good, or you can be the person that everybody is tired of, because you keep complaining about women and their boobs.

You can be one or the other, but you can’t be both the same time.

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THE BIG BOPPER-"CHANTILLY LACE" (W/LYRICS)

Thank you guys!

You totally out done my last post. I didn't upvoted your back then I was too caught up by some stuff. Anyway, I've upvoted it nowand will read it later. Congrats!

"Makes the world go 'round
There ain't nothin' in the world
Like a big-eyed girl"

Wow! I laughed so hard at this I have to upvote and follow! There really are a lot of whiny guys who complain about beauty getting attention. Surprise. That's what most advertisements are based on. Some people can get by on content alone some need some assets and content and some complain that they don't have those assets. (And nobody cares about their whining). While I would not like steemit to become just sexually charged pictures , sex appeal will always benefit some whether you like it or not. This post targets both and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I know right. The Dutch girl writes some really great stuff, Heidi travels with no fear, there was a great Russian girl i forgot her name who was living in a boat and travelling the world, she had a kick-ass life.. That's just off the top of my head.

Janina for example "Blockchain girl" I know for a fact she was envolved in the blockchain sphere since 2014. We have mutual friends..

All of these stories would've featured in any magazine, there is no reason to expect the opposite here.

Plus, you totally nailed it: "That's what most advertisements are based on." what a surprise?

Personally, I think that it's a good thing that steemit is more inclusive.

I'm glad that you found it funny! That's why I try to do sometimes.

Thank you.

@heiditravels is a sweetheart. People are just jealous because she has created a successful platform and is pretty!

And there is context to her stories. Plus she invests the steem she earns into bringing us new stories. Tahiti, Peru... That's what she's passionate about, so that's great. You always should do what you're passionate about.

So there is no consistency in that only-boobs-theory. She's pretty yes, but also there are a lot of pretty women everywhere.

By the way, it's been great to have a conversation like this one. Some other comments today I did not see coming. Haha . It happens.

Ya I had a feeling you might get a few interesting comments and still get quite a few negative. Pretty girls should not be forced into not looking pretty so as not to upset ugly guys. Haha just need to play to your strengths whether that be humor, knowledge, passion etc. Great content will get found eventually if you are consistent. It can be frustrating, but it is worth putting in the effort to see the long term rewards that only you can achieve.

I loved your post, funny yet constructive.
Ps: I don't mind boobs.

This post makes no sense given the current climate of far leftist and SJW weirdos with their propaganda everywhere. They're all saying - o god, things are so not fair and unequal, and here you are saying things are not only equal, but actually far weighted in the woman's favor instead.

If you happen to be a man, you would probably fall under the category of what all those Donald Trump people refer to as "cucks". It's usually beta male and leftist men putting women up on a pedestal as some type of object to worship as being superior to themselves. White knights don't actually get any women though; women just see it as desperation, lowering your value to them, so it's completely pointless.

The real story of how and why we got to this point is, the path of least resistance for a woman to pass on her genes is to be a thing of all presentation and no substance, just an empty shell with looks in other words. This is why women always adopt ridiculous stuff like political correctness and are always trying to go with whatever popular opinion is to find out how they should act.

People who reside at the top of the pyramid in power and wealth all know basic psychological stuff like this, so they attempt to "empower" women as a means to an end of reaching certain goals. They are far more easy to manipulate rather than the alpha males of society, who are more rebellious. Once you "empower" the woman, just tell them it's not politically correct for guns to exist, and there goes the guns.

Due to maternal instinct, women are also far more socialist/communist leaning than men, so you can also centralize all the power and wealth then steal it too!

I love this guy from the OP, just can't get enough. "Whatever happened to surround yourself with beauty?"

That is the fucking rhetorical question he asks himself after watching SteemIt drop $10-15k per useless bimbo post for weeks nonstop. Gotta admire that impenetrable shroud of denial. I think that's called cognitive dissonance or something else cute in Orwell's opuses. Opusae? Opusi?

This one is for you, r0ach, enjoy the giggles:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@cogliostro/steem-b-l-a-c-k-paper-what-the-devs-are-not-te-l-l-i-n-g-you

Wanted to put you in as the official inspiration for the fledging new field of Steem bimbology studies, hopefully get you some sweet tenure, but they wouldn't let me.

Nice post. :)

"No man has achieved greatness by annoying people."

Sophisticated enough "trolling"
is indistinguishable from thought leadership.

that's a good post, congrats dude @the-alien

Well I liked the post. And I'm not a bot at all. I'm a person. A male person. I appreciate that the female persons are here as well. Not because they are female but because they are persons. Like me. And the alien.

Great comment! I'm male too, and was by no means blaming all males, I was just wanted to shed some light on a certain subject and hopeful crack some jokes about it.

I'm glad you liked it!

I did. Levity is good. People are taking things way too seriously, and blaming the success of others for their own 'failures' is a downer.

I know, that's why I tired to tone it down, try to make people laugh a bit ..

Greetings, welcome to the community :)

Haha thank you! I've been here for a while already :)

Ohh, sorry about that then...
So instead of a welcome would then keep it down to a 'Hello' :)

Haha, in that case, Hello! :)

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