The HOT SEAT with....@berniesanders ( the premiere episode of my new talk show )
Hello, hello and welcome to the first ever episode of my new show:
***** THE HOT SEAT *****
In the HOT SEAT tonight we have a very special guest, the one and only, the whale @berniesanders!!
Give him a round of applause and admiration! He'll need all the encouragement he can get!
Before we begin let me tell you what's this show about. It's an interview-style talk show hosted by ME, with steemers guests. The idea is to have a bit of FUN, to be a bit mischievous! and also to get to know the people a bit more, apart from the Steemit-side of them.
The questions will be pretty wild, crazy, unexpected...it's not called THE HOT SEAT for nothing :D
@berniesanders was courageous and generous to be the first guest and for that I want to thank him and...I hope we'll still be friend by the end of the interview :D
As a token of my appreciation, here's a gift!
100% original art-work made for you by @mihaiart. Print it and frame it or throw it away ;)
Disclaimer: For those of you wondering, this is NOT a fiction of my imagination. The interview ACTUALLY took place. Bernie can confirm in the comments I hope :)
LET'S BEGIN!
Raz: "Hello, Bernie and welcome! So glad you decided to come on over for a little chat, you must be so busy..."
Bernie: *"Thank you for having me, never too busy to have a bit of fun. Haha. Let's rock!"
R: " Ok, mr whale. Let me take the questions out...."
Q1: Your best friend knocks at the door in the middle of the night, asking for help to hide a body. Where do you hide it?
The apartment upstairs. THAT'LL get those heel-stomping bitches to finally shut up!
Q2: Smart, killing two rabbits with one bullet! Now, let's see how good your game is.
You are driving a Dacia 1310(classic romanian car) How do you convince a hottie to get in?
It's not about the car, it's about the man. Tell her she's beautiful, ask her about her day, listen and treat her with respect. DUH!
*Q3: Oh, wow. Your bedside manners must be ON POINT! But let's talk about PORN. Pamela Anderson recently wrote that porn " “is a public hazard of unprecedented seriousness", what do you have to say to THAT!?
Everything in the world you can take a stand for. Everything in the world, and this is what you focus on?! You're trying to clean up an industry that is built and thriving upon varying levels of filth, starring individuals who willingly participate and even get paid to do so? You going to go after Big Tobacco next? Then alcohol, right? Perfect. Hope it all works out.
Q4: Quite so. Keep your hands off our porn, woman! So let's get back to regular folks, the whales.
People look at whales like they're aliens, let's debunk this notion:
What was your favorite class in high-school?
Class of '99, bitches! No, but, Algebra. Ms. Flowers kicked ass.
What's in your refrigerator right now?
Meats, veggies, cheeses, condiments, water, beer...think the opposite of Fight Club.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left: the side closest to the refrigerator.
Q5: And for sure, you put your pants on one leg at a time! Maybe. Who knows?! At least you're not Tyler Durden!
Your favorite song on repeat these days has a clickbait title, what is it?
Eminem vs. Drake: The Harrowing Encounter! ( guess?! )
Q6: Let's hear something juicy. What's the most obscenely expensive thing you bought?
Two cars in one day. Identical, aside from one being white, the other being black. 100% truth.
Q7: Hahahaha :))That's fun!
Would you rather be Dan Blitzerian and look like Bernie Sanders or Bernie Sanders but look like Dan Blitzerian? Why?
I'd rather be Bernie and look like Dan because I AM @berniesanders, and I feel like looking like Dan would only help exponentially.
Q8: That makes a lot of sense actually. Too easy! Let's try something harder...You receive 1$ for every person you slept with, what can you buy for lunch using all the money?
One Chicken Ultimo Burrito from Baja Fresh
Q9: No Comment! :D :D What's the worst advice you ever received...and followed?
"You should try the Ultimo Burrito from Baja Fresh."
*Q10: Oh boy, mexican food is such a gamble. I'd do it though, even if I spend the next day in the bathroom. What better room to get philosophical....So tell me, how free do you think we are?
I believe we have certain freedoms; but, we're never truly FREE.
I do love me some freedoms! But no such thing as a free meal...Next question is abou
Nah, I'm done, got to go, bye!
Wait, wait!!!
@berniesanders dissapears into thin air just as he appeared, I am left baffled....oh well!
As it happens, the last question goes to you, the audience, then: What's one thing that makes you optimists about the future today? Looking forward to your answers in the comments!
This concludes our first episode of THE HOT SEAT. I hope you enjoy it and the fun continues in the comments.
Tell me what you think, what else would you have asked Bernie? ( hey, maybe you get lucky to get an answer) And, most importantly, WHAT did you think of the premiere, how can I make this better?
PS: Next episode on Friday with another cool guest. Follow me, and follow the #hotseat tag so you won't miss any episode!
Young ladies.....never trust a man that rolls up in a Romanian Dacia 1310. I don't care how much candy he offers you.....LOL :-)
LOOOOOOOOOOL :))
@scaredycatguide I know that song ... come on in my house.. my house
I'm gonna give you cannnnnnnn~~dy :D
that's Hugh! hahaha
That was an extremely fun read! Did you do a skype interview? Putting a voice to the username would be so cool! Well it sounds like berniesanders has an amazing sense of humor and I'm so glad he's not a bot.
Now I've got to know what kind of beer he drinks. Guesses anyone?
hmm.... I'm guessing Harp.
:)) maybe he will answer this, i'm curious to know too now!
No, it was a chat-interview, but still really good! Totally not a bot :D
Why not go wild and crazy and just do a recorded podcast? I would definitely add it to my list :)
Black & Tan.... Cause he has a hard time deciding on color. My guess
Noms! If I wasn't a whiskey girl, this would be my choice...with a 'healthy' side of chocolate Guinness cheesecake!
'Love the format. Absurd hypotheticals can reveal a lot about people :)
hehe. thank you! Next episode coming tonight :D
PS: would you be interested in participating sometime in the future?
Sure, sounds fun :) Feel free to email me the details.
piedpiper at steemcenter dot com
haha. i mean, one can only guess but beautiful cars!!
@berniesanders I'd like to say thank you for your work in helping minnows get their voices heard. Before project curie, you were the only large stake holder that ever voted for my content. Without your vote (and project curie now), I don't think I'd have any posts go over $.50...
Is there anything @berniesanders would change about the platform as of tomorrow 11 am eastern? Thanks in advance :)
Also it was great to learn about you a little bit. I thought you would be much older given your posting handle, on the contrary, you are a young whipper snapper with a great sense of humor! Class of 99! woot woot :)
First I wanted to say thank you very much to @berniesanders for his vote and support my most successful post and many others!
To answer:
Living and surviving through getting Meningitis!
There is no negative. There is no future. There is only now.
Freedom is not a choice. More so having freedom from choice.
Only a truly clear mind has freedom. This also results in being a total optimists.
To do so one must be totally absolutely without conflict.
(Credit to krishnamurti, berniesanders, razvanelulmarin, & [energy of] everyone & everything)
Namaste
That was a lot of fun reading through the responses! That was a great first #hotseat @razvanelulmarin. Looking forward to the next one!
@berniesanders I bet you car dealer was thrilled to say the least on that day! ;)
haha. i'm sure he was!
thanks a lot!!
Great article and initiative with the hot-seat!
Let me guess, Teslas? :P
I thought escalades, more gangasta :))
First of many to come I hope, great interview now I'm off to get an Ultimo Burrito from Baja Fresh see you in a couple of days lol.
it was "WORST" advice :))