His Funny Alien

His Funny Alien owned a cucumber to put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

His Funny Alien searched for a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

His Funny Alien wanted a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Funny Alien always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Funny Alien desperately needed a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be wonderful. A sponge is the item to opt for.

His Funny Alien always kept a crown to put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen item.