His Orange Alien

His Orange Alien desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes smash. It would have been a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

His Orange Alien always kept a bottle of wine that they would smash. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was sublime. A bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Orange Alien always carried a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Orange Alien owned a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

His Orange Alien desperately needed a crown that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

His Orange Alien craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item chosen.