My Crazy Alien

My Crazy Alien often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be sublime. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Alien desperately desired a hat that they would put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a hat was the item that was chosen.

My Crazy Alien found a chocolate bar that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

My Crazy Alien always had with them a cucumber to eat. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Crazy Alien needed a bottle of beer that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

My Crazy Alien searched for a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.