Their Dodgy Alien

Their Dodgy Alien needed a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Alien often carried a little monkey that they would often play with. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Alien carried a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Alien desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It might have been a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Alien carried a pint of cider that they liked to share. This seems a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.

Their Dodgy Alien always kept a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be exciting. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to choose.