Dodgy Alien

Dodgy Alien found a cucumber to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Alien always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. A big sponge is the thing to choose.

Dodgy Alien always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Alien needed a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Alien desired a bottle of beer that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Dodgy Alien often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A pint of beer would be the item chosen.