The Talented Alien

The Talented Alien desperately craved for a hat to embrace. It would be a weird exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Talented Alien searched for a dildo to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo being the item selected.

The Talented Alien desperately desired a block of cheese that they would worship. It was a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. A block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Talented Alien often carried a crown that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

The Talented Alien desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Alien needed a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.