After Trump Meet, Turnbull Can’t Turn Off Fake Smile; Alarms Press

Unused to the rigors of speaking with US President Donald Trump for hours on end, Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull made journalists uncomfortable at a press conference with his seeming inability to turn off the fake smile he had had to wear for the duration of the meeting. The meeting was themed '100 Years of Mateship' to honour the bilateral relationship.

"What did you discuss in there, Mr President?"

"We're both businessmen you see, and the world needs businessmen, America needs businessmen, and we are two businessmen in America, isn't that right Malcolm?"

"That's absolutely right Mr President, you certainly do call them like you see them," Turnbull said, eyes pleading over a frozen grin. Reporters exchanged glances.