Stop calling workers by their old titles. .

Please address them by using their new titles accordingly
and they will like it and work HARDER for you.

OLD: Garden Boy
NEW: Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

OLD: Petrol attendant
NEW: Fuel transmission engineer

OLD: Receptionist
NEW: Front Desk Controller

OLD: Typist
NEW: Printed Document Handler

OLD: Messenger
NEW: Business Communication Conveyer

OLD: Window Cleaner
NEW: Transparent Wall Technician

OLD: Temporary Teacher
NEW: Associate Teacher

OLD: Tea Boy
NEW: Refreshment Director

OLD: Garbage Collector
NEW: Environmental Sanitation Technician

OLD: Guard
NEW: Security Enforcement Director

OLD: Prostitute
NEW: Practical Sexual Relations Officer

OLD: Thief
NEW: Wealth Relocation Officer

OLD: Driver
NEW: Automobile Propulsion Specialist

OLD: Maid
NEW: Domestics Managing Director

OLD: Cook
NEW: Food Chemist

OLD: Gossip
NEW: Oral Research and Evaluation Director