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-A Steemit Post Review: Welcome to Spring! Celebrate with Sheep and Four Contests! by @haphazard-hstead
Photo: Taken from article, which was taken by @haphazard-hstead. Used with permission.
Rating: ᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥᴥ - 10/10 !
(Happy heads @ the theater)
Recommendation: You Really Should Go Read This Post, AND JOIN THE CONTESTS!
"It looks like Spring has Sproinged. And with it, a nifty little contest to celebrate this new happening. Unfortunately, I almost missed it. But as my dear Mother used to say, "Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand-grenades, and atomic warfare."
IT'S NOT TOO LATE folks!
If you have a penchant for jokes, homemade cards, first signs of spring, and the ubiquitous MEME, this is your chance. Lets face it, not only is it a whole barrel-full of monkey-fun, but there are tons of photos of sheep in this post. How often do you get the opportunity to make jokes about sheep? Most of the jokes I see are pretty Baaaad! (For some reason, the word 'sheep' is really fun to say over and over and over).
So...if you like parties, and sheep, and have some ideas for jokes and cards and such, head on over and participate in the Spring Fling. The contests all end at 2100 (09:00 PDT) tonight. ONLY SIX MORE HOURS TO MAKE UP A DUMB JOKE, PEOPLE!" I know I did.
Well, that's all for now on that Post. Head right out and check it out. You Just Might Like It.
"Old Fashioned Sheep-Parties to Celebrate The Advent of Spring--The Way It's Supposed To Be" -dds
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Well done dear friend @ddschteinn, thanks for sharing, it's always good a share of humor
Thank you, always glad to get your comments and support. And glad I can make you chuckle as well.
Thanks, @ddschteinn, for getting more word out about my Spring Celebration! That is some deep investigation reporting skillz you have going on there. Folks still have 35 minutes to make a sheep joke or contribute some other commotion. I appreciate your support of Spring! Happy Spring!
I enjoyed the party idea, so thought I would put a shout out. Love all the interactions of dumb jokes, cards, etc. And I'm always as supportive of Spring as Springs are supportive of me....
Dumb Joke #487
haha -- I hope you have some strong and lively springs to support you as you spring through Spring! : )