3 Cerita Lucu karya apa ACEH,bikin ngakak~orang Aceh Wajib Baca~ episode #1

in #aceh2 years ago

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Pada kesempatan ini saya akan berbagi tentang cerita-cerita pendek atau humor-humor lucu dalam bahasa aceh,semoga teman-teman semua terhibur, Dan inilah 3 Cerita humor dalam bahasa aceh yang super lucu :
(1).
Cwe > met mlm bg...
Boleh kenalan gk??
Cwo > met mlm juga dx,, boleh..
Cwe > oe kalau boleh gk sah kenalan lagi bg, abg lgi apa?
Cwo > hehe ia ia dx.. Lagi istirahat dx.. Adk lagi apa?
Cwe > oe ganggu ya?? Dx lgi eh2..
Cwo > gk kok,, em pueroeh..Cwe > emang jih abg pat krja ??
Cwo > d kantor dx,,cwe > oe bereh that lagoe (dlm hati.. Waah trnyata abg nyan krja kantor )
cwo > bereh bct ,, dh lama bg krja..
Cwe > sejak kapan bg krja dikantor? Kantor apa bg?
Cwo > dah lama dx,, dikantor gubernur,,
cwe > wow ... Hebat x abg ya...
Cwo > dikit dx...
Cwe > mana da dikit.. Bukti ny aja abg d terima d kantor gubernur...
Cwo > ia emg dx.. Abg kepala tukang yg terima dikantor itu..
Cwe > maksd abg??
Cwo > abg kan penganguran jd disuruh krja oleh kepala tukang di kantor yg baru di bangun,, krn abg bisa bgian aduk semen, ikat batu bata, plaster,, pkoknya dari cor pondasi sampe siap,,,
Cwe > oe gitu ya.. Dah dulu ya adek tidr dlu.. (dlm hati... Lon pike kerja meudeh leh,,Nyo terakher ku chat geuh)
cwo > jet dx.. Met tidur aja

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(2).
Kop brat syg teuh ke ureng tuha nyan... satyoe geulewat di keu lon... meulon hoi teuk"hai nek hoe neuk jak??neupioh dile..meugeupioh teuk ..geujweb "hom hai nyak hana lon tuhoe pgah lom..lon tnyong " pkon mnan nek??? Kan na rumoh neuh..geu jweb " sit na hai nyak cuma lon han mee dingingle aneuk dan peurumoh..mkajih lon tubit dari rumoh...lon tnyong " teuma pkon menan inong dan aneuk nek..??Geu jweb " hom hai nyak .. mgkn ka tuha teuh.. belanja pih kakureng lon puwoe.. pane euk takerija teuma hana le tenaga teuh...lon tanyoeng " man aneuk neuh na rayeuk2 ka??geujweb " ka.. na yg ka meukawen..lon tnyong " ooo.. meudeh kan dari awak nyoe dibie ke droneuh nek..geu jwb " nyan keuh hai nyak .. kbn ta peuget teuma.. lon kop hina bak awak nyan... hana di boeh yuem meubacut pih ke lon yg katuha lage nyoe.,,meu lon tanyoeng tuek " oo... masalah jih nyan nek euh?? Lam hate drokuh (gawat goe nek nyan hana di boeh yum pih geuteubit dari rmoh) ..geu jwb " nyoe nyak...lon tnyong " man yg sebaya ngon nek na diboeh yumle aneuk ieh??Geu jwb "na nyak.. senang teuh takalon...lon tanyoeng " padum biasa diboeh yum yg sebaya ngon droneuh nek??Geujwb " hana mufom lon nyak...dudo meulon bie teuk bu.. ie.. rukok .. keuneulheuh jih lon boeh laju yum nek nyan kop meuhai.. That brat galak geuh... lheuh nyan geujak jue hoe laen nek nyan..na kira kira 200 mete baroe geukhen terimakasih utk lon lam hate geuh,,,

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(3).
Inoehat baroe lheuh ta peungoen aneuk kumeun pasoe PR .... pdahai pertanyaan meu payah tan.. cuma jawaban ladoem payah jaweub 2 boh... di ank kumuen pih euk payah peungoen keudeh nyan soal... aleh ragu ieh ke cara pasoe.. kakeuh lon peurunoe ieh laju...tpi cara pasoe jih sagai lon peugah... bek manja that..lon khen bak jih "hai neuk miseu na dlm soal yg Meutuleh bak phon:-siapa kah-dimana kah-kapan kah-berapa kahNyan berati jwban jih payah jaweb 2 boh... karna na di tanyoeng kah...atau ureung yg jaweb soal... menyoe hana ta jaweub lage nyan hana meusoe yg pasoe soal.. jdi han geutupat boeh nilai... lage contoh jih :1. Siapa kah nama presiden indonesia saat ini... ??Nyan ta jaweub droeteuh dile : saya ali.. nama presiden jokowi...Miseu di tanyoeng lom:2. Dimana kah tembok raksasa yg terpanjang didunia???Nyan cara jaweub jih : saya di rumah.. tembok raksasa di cina...Miseu na lom:3.kapan kah terjadinya stunami di aceh??Nyan ta jweb lajue : saya tgl 10 bln 7 thn 2005 stunami tgl 26 bln 12 thn 2004Miseu di tanyoeng lom:4. Berapa kah jumlah negara yg termasuk dlm Asean??Nyan jaweub lajue : saya tdk dijual, 10 negara...Pokok jih lage2 nyan lah... lheuh lon pgh menan baroe meuphom ieh.. kakeuh di pasoe jue keudroeihsatnyoe soal sampe abeh... ban lon cek btoi lage lonpgh di pasoe... sang juara umum x nyoe aneuk kumuen lon,,, lage lon awai tp lon han lon bi umum,,,



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Lumyan lucu....Ceritanya ambil darimana om?

Dari ide pengalaman sehari-hari😊
Terimaksih sudah berkunjung ya

Hahahaa alahay apa 🤣

Hhhhhhh
Kibn kibn inan ?

Nyoe moden lucu2 nyan lon serahkan bak dron bg 😂

Haaha
Bereh nyan aduen😅😅😅

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