Comedy Open Mic Round 11 # my in comedyopenmic

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I am a new person in steemit, every entry I have no upvote, my entry is very thin like people eat wind.
I almost committed suicide by hanging myself on a tomato tree.

One day I saw post @berniesanders.
I see the post he is very fat.

Seeing the post he is very fat, makes me faint, luckily my wife urinated in my face so I realized.

I think "if his reputable @berniesanders (-6) can get very much people upvote on posts with the #comedyopenmic tag and the clown image, maybe if my reputation (39) follows him by posting a clown photo, using the #comedyopenmic and make the title comedy Open Mic
There will be more upvote. "

So with my envy of envy to the @berniesanders and assisted by a sense of greed, I made a post with a typical image @comedyopenmic and made the tag #comedyopenmic, in hopes, my post could be more trendy than post berniesanders.

And the result is amazing, my post earns $ 990.29.
Maybe you see only $ 0.29, that's because 99 I hide in my ass so that others do not envy me.

I started thinking "#comedyopenmic contest participants are very stupid, they follow the rules but my posts are fatter than them, While I do not follow the rules and I am not a judge at #comedyopenmic".

Then I make another post with the tag #comedyopenmic, I hope to fool people involved in #comedyopenmic and my post can generate a lot of SBD.

After I posted the entry with the title and tag #comedyopenmic, I waited with a winning smile, every minute I saw the entry, but no one upvote.
Until my ass hot because sitting too long.
Suddenly came a judge #comedyopenmic ie @idikudi, I hope he will upvote 100%, but ...
Oohh no ..

He downvote my post.

Seeing the incident I realized, it turns out they upvote my first post not because they are stupid but because they pity with my stupidity.

My message Never create a #comedyopenmic tag in your entry if the entry is not for the #comedyopenmic contest unless you are a judge, sponsor, delegation or supporter of #comedyopenmic

I nominated @rismanrachman and @sogata to participate in this contest.

Note : @berniesanders is a famous person in steemit, he is a good steemian, he helps steemians who are in flag by evil Steemians.
And @berniesanders has supported #comedyopenmic, so do not envy him but thank you for him.