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        ,-""___""-.    WHY DOES THE BIONIC WOMAN NEED A SPECIAL  
       .;""'| |`"":.   BED TO FALL ASLEEP                        
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      //          /|   CAN'T SHE JUST DO IT THE USUAL WOMANLY WAY
     /__         //|   (20 MG VALIUM AND A HALF BOTTLE OF WINE)  
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