he / she is that very should-have-been-aborted fucktard, who has no friends, parents who hate them, and is sitting somewhere all smug right now, even as I hear from the other witnesses on watch, that he/she is already, identified, located, and in an inconvenient-for-them location where many surprises await them in the coming few hours, of which their worst nightmares cannot imagine and for which very few police will respond to their last cries for mercy.