I Apologize for All the Crap
A Conversation
"I know it's a lot of crap."
"What have you got, an elephant?"
"Just three dachshunds, a Bichon, and a lab."
"And they did all this?"
"It's a couple of weeks of letting them out. I've been swamped at work and its has sort of, piled, up."
"I'll say."
"What do you think it will cost to clean the yard?"
"This looks like a two-person job. You going to want us to kill the odor too?"
"What's that?"
"We run around placing rose petals where each pile littered the yard."
"You're being facetious?"
"Of course. We hose it down."
"Hose it down. Only, clean up the crap first."
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