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Remember this post. In the future you can come back to this page and be like that @whatageek, how smart he was, he could predict the future. Then you can reward me with a steem, which we all know will be worth 1 or 2 million dollars. There are the obvious milestones that steem and steemit will pass, like steem making people millionaires, steemit getting billions of users and steem being accepted by every store. But there are even crazier goals it will hit and I will tell you what they are now.

1.) Steem Is Now Accepted... On The Moon

When we say steem is going to the moon in the future, we will literary mean the moon. There are no fees to send it digitally, so what does it matter if it is another planet. We will need a satellite set up to send it but once that is done, get ready to shop on different planets. Walk the moon with a Big Mac that you bought from Mcmoon. And when aliens see us, they might make their own account on steemit. @the-alien is already ahead of us.

2.) Use Steem To Top Up Your Robot

We all know that, in the future, robots are going to be too expensive for regular people to afford (unless you have a steemit account now, then there is a good chance you will be a millionaire) and there will be pay per minute robots for the masses. And the main way to top up your robot will be cryptocurrency. There will be a robot coin but you can also use steem. It will probably be 0.00000001 steem a minute so if you own one, you might want to consider renting it out.

3.) Steem Fixes Every Financial Crisis... And Homelessness ... And World Hunger

Is there a country in debt. Steem has it covered. Do we need to pay for supplies to build houses. Steem has the system set up. We need the money to clone more mutant vegatables to feed people. Steem! Any problem that involves transactions will be solved when the world is on steemit. No longer will we have the rich and the poor. But we will have the kinda rich and the I can afford a robot super rich.

4.) A Steemit Post Makes Over A Million Dollars

Okay joking aside, this might actually happen in the future. and maybe in a couple of years. I have seen posts that were valued at over a thousand dollars. If steem makes it to a $1000 a steem and there is a post that gets a lot of upvotes, we can see a million-dollar plus post. What do you think the post would be about? Maybe this post :p.

5.) The Steemit Trending Page Does Not Have One Post About Steemit

Okay, now we are just being crazy.

Any more headlines you want to add, put them in the comments.

@whatageek

*my upvotes/rep disclaimer: https://steemit.com/steemit/@whatageek/my-steemit-account-where-i-stand-on-bots-self-votes-and-multiple-account

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Great topics! LOL It seems crazy about the million dollar post, but we had the famous makeup tutorial with a high amount, so its not crazy! I would love it if it ended homelessness and hunger. That would be awesome...even if it doesnt get rid of it all...it will help out many poor countries!

Thanks, we could see the day of million dollar posts. Hopefully sooner than later.

"Man Buys Planet for 30 Steem, Flips it For 40"

All but #5 I can see. Maybe not one chart picture in trending page haha!! Keep posting. As an avid futurologist I like to see the things you post and I don't really get to Reddit to read things since I started coming here!

There will always be one chart that sneaks in. Thanks, I think this site has a lot of potential and will be where I do most of my posting for awhile.

"People used to say that I am full of hot air! But with STEEM, I am full hot hot, humid air!"

If you like that, check out my trending intro post. No link... you must find it! LOL

I saw your name somewhere, I can't remember in what context, but I just remembered to check you out. The first thing I couldn't help but notice is that you only follow twenty people. May I ask why? Also I was definitely interested in the sci-fi stories, but that doesn't appear to be something you're still doing. Or maybe you're just taking a break?
I do like the idea of million dollar posts.

I hope it was a good context :p. I still do write shorts, under the title GEEK FICTION with the geek photo beside it. But the articles seem to be doing better, so they are my main focus atm. I'm not sure how to answer the 20 follower question. It should change when communities start. I will be making a gaming one if you are interested in joining :)

I'm sure it was :) Actually my son has been waiting for a gaming community to start on steemit, I think that's a fantastic idea and will draw a lot of the younger generation which is definitely a plus. (Might even entice my husband ;)

Agreed, it is a big community that could make a solid home here. I'll let you know when it is up, maybe we can get your husband on this site. A couple that steems together stays together :p.

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