welcome-to-da (45)in #reindeer • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Blue ReindeerBlue Reindeer desired a spade that they would drop. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not…welcome-to-da (45)in #gremlin • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Red GremlinRed Gremlin always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have…welcome-to-da (45)in #hedgehog • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Fucking HedgehogFucking Hedgehog always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. This seems to be an astonishing thing to do, to…welcome-to-da (45)in #reindeer • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Magical ReindeerMagical Reindeer desperately desired a piece of paper to drop. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion…welcome-to-da (45)in #prince • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Famous PrinceFamous Prince owned a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original…welcome-to-da (45)in #paki • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Chinese PakiChinese Paki wanted a tomato that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to…welcome-to-da (45)in #artist • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional ArtistExceptional Artist wanted a can of Tango to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some…welcome-to-da (45)in #alien • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Beautiful AlienBeautiful Alien found a cucumber that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly…welcome-to-da (45)in #servant • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Purple ServantPurple Servant wanted a condom that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a curious proposal, to my mum, but…welcome-to-da (45)in #bear • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Boring BearBoring Bear desired a bat to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Bear…welcome-to-da (45)in #dog • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Boring DogBoring Dog desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising…welcome-to-da (45)in #cat • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Worrisome CatWorrisome Cat carried a CD player that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me…welcome-to-da (45)in #orangutan • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Stupid OrangutanStupid Orangutan often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to…welcome-to-da (45)in #prince • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Tired PrinceTired Prince always kept a crown that they liked to smash. It was a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but…welcome-to-da (45)in #gremlin • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed GremlinDepressed Gremlin always carried a toilet brush to insert somewhere. It was a different approach to life, to most, but…welcome-to-da (45)in #pet • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Orange PetOrange Pet found a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This might appear to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the…welcome-to-da (45)in #queen • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Ugly QueenUgly Queen had a vibrator that they liked to smash. It should be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to…welcome-to-da (45)in #paki • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful PakiColourful Paki always carried a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly…welcome-to-da (45)in #elephant • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed ElephantDepressed Elephant desperately desired a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd…welcome-to-da (45)in #geek • 29 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Colourful GeekColourful Geek always kept a can of coke that they would often eat. It is an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the…
