But it would really impress your mom to see you with a young lady. She might even make the two of you breakfast in the morning. You can even show her your sweet Magic the Gathering collection and give her a ride in the race car bed.
I've got bamboozlable tolerant parents, plan to milk them, the free uber, free wash, free as many things as possible for as many years as possible, hehe!
That's great parenting isn't it :P
I've already called shotgun for the basement, my little sis can bugger off!
Might as well have loaned a mansion with 30 classic cars in its garage then.
Have a great bang bang one last time, before you off yourself for not repaying that loan.
hey yesaye....I think it's time to take your skill up a notch
when replying to another person's funny reply....try to compliment it, but avoid sarcasm...it's hard unless you use very tackful and unexpected comeback, instead use the extension of their ideas and make it even better, try this with 2 other replies that are so-so funny, but not the funniest, your job is to make them look even better/ funnier (if they are on the boarder you get them a 1%, if they are a solid 1% you try to get them 2%), give this a go, in the process eventually you become so tuned to helping improve other people's humor you too will get an upvote from traf in your nested reply (note: this is a higher level than the 1% and 2% you already got)......this in level 2 skill, good luck!
But it would really impress your mom to see you with a young lady. She might even make the two of you breakfast in the morning. You can even show her your sweet Magic the Gathering collection and give her a ride in the race car bed.
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well that's the only magic that's happening in my bedroom, I can tell you that
I've got
bamboozlabletolerant parents, plan to milk them, the free uber, free wash, free as many things as possible for as many years as possible, hehe!That's great parenting isn't it :P
I've already called shotgun for the basement, my little sis can bugger off!
the worst thing about living in the basement is you have nowhere to lock up your girlfriends
oh and the attic is soooo 1940s
get her on her knees asap, after the pearl necklace she be too horny to leave when mom says your rent is late
well the pearl necklace i'll be giving her is a hand me down from dad
The trend for adults living with their parents is increasingly common.
It's a sign of the imbalance in these economic times.
Rent negotiation failure that's what this is
yeah but on the plus side, my grandparents are just 2 floors up
And she lives with her husband.
there's always a catch isn't there?
i'll read the fine print on tinder next time
it's a threesome invitation
I prefer taking them back to my basement.
The steel bars ensure their safety.
amateur mistake
not very sound proof
When a woman says your place or mine, it's her feline cycle talking, and you're all set.
Just don't scare her off by showing her your Steemit post.
feline cycle ey?
I know you're kidding
but i'm gonna google it just in case, need all the tips i can get
ends up fucking a cat
That's what happens when you waste your rent on an expensive suit.
thought it was a good deal as it came with a bill murray mask
I dunno man...you sure it's just a mask?
the suit's a rental too
Might as well have loaned a mansion with 30 classic cars in its garage then.
Have a great bang bang one last time, before you off yourself for not repaying that loan.
hey yesaye....I think it's time to take your skill up a notch
when replying to another person's funny reply....try to compliment it, but avoid sarcasm...it's hard unless you use very tackful and unexpected comeback, instead use the extension of their ideas and make it even better, try this with 2 other replies that are so-so funny, but not the funniest, your job is to make them look even better/ funnier (if they are on the boarder you get them a 1%, if they are a solid 1% you try to get them 2%), give this a go, in the process eventually you become so tuned to helping improve other people's humor you too will get an upvote from traf in your nested reply (note: this is a higher level than the 1% and 2% you already got)......this in level 2 skill, good luck!
here are some of my examples:
nested reply 1
nested reply 2
nested reply 3
Haha awesome! I'll add mine too there.
btw how would you rate my reply to traf below in 10?
i would have said something like:
'also useful in my next bank heist'
that compliments, if you're going to challenge it would be better to lead someone one to a funnier conclusion
Yeah that'd have been better.
I meant to say that it's Bill's actual face ripped off. xD
psst... new post out!
Aye aye captain!
just remember it's not a competition it's a collaboration
Got it! Thanks~
Lol, in this case it is necessary to answer "Only to the hotel, dearie!" hahaha :D
sure, but sometimes she's not willing to pay for a room
Living with mom wasn't a problem for Chaz picking up girls!